Tod Maffin Is Available For Speaking Engagements ... In Your Car

This may well be the most pathetic thing I have read on the internet:




Hitchhiking is actually quite dangerous, Tod, especially for someone as attractive as you.
Either take the bus or walk.
You're already on Granville Street. Just go downhill and turn left at Richmond.
I believe they also deliver.
But maybe you're just craving those Swedish meatballs.