Wednesday, March 18, 2009

TOD Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah MAFFIN

For a Limited Time!


The latest Tod Maffin Podcast.

A 4 minute reminder of how weird Tod Maffin still is after all these months.
Another recitation of that special style of Tod Maffin bullshit.

But you know what?
There are a LOT of weird people in B.C.
So he could go far.

Like on the Board of a fuddy duddy credit union.
One that looks at Tod and sees an ambitious phony who's willing to do some public relations on the web for free for them so they can get with the times, while Tod thinks power.
But do you know anyone who can work with this asshole for more than 5 min.?
Even Tod can't stand people.
He's not a "people" person.

And nothing holds his interest for long.
And the writing's on the wall for his keynote career.

He has to do something.
Whatever happened to Swaziland?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

F is for Fearful, Fucked-Up and Fatherless

In his most recent epistle Tod Maffin continues to peel away the layers of the outstanding individual that is at the root of the real "Tod Maffin".

What starts out purporting to be an essay of navel-gazing about religious faith becomes almost instantly yet another litany of Tod Maffin's many great accomplishments.

to be continued ...

Tod Maffin searches his soul, using Advanced Preferences

Tod finally concedes that he doesn't believe that Jesus was the Son of God.

Also that he can't for the life of him figure out "that damned trinity" concept.

In that case, Tod, you're going straight to hell.

See you there!

Maffin's Motorcycle Diaries, without the motorcycle

– I travelled to rural Mexico with a group of other young Anglicans to learn about how the developing world lives and help build help for the people there

Come on, Tod, we all know why you really went there.

Tod Maffin's Most Frightening Flight Delay: helpless in a country of hot women

– I attended and worked at a theological conference in Brazil (and was briefly trapped in the country during a country-wide economic meltdown, government crisis, and public strike)

Communist agents fail to apprehend Tod Maffin

– I spent nearly two weeks in Cuba trying to evade government operatives, building from scratch an electronic mail and bulletin board system to link together the poorest of people.

~excerpt from Tod's evolving, imaginary biography.

What's your problem?

Tod Maffin's version of absolute power.
I wrote a comment at a famous blog.
Tod didn't like it, and took the intial steps of legal action to have it removed.
He was successful.

It made me an unhappy camper.
And I happen to really like it here.