Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Tod Maffin Pushes The Button

Perhaps Tod is just enjoying a friendly game of hide & seek.

Stage One: The Hiding

On August 26, 2008, Tod declares a temporary blackout on


his blog


but weren't thousands of media-savvy people reading it?




...
his Flickr photostream

no pictures of pussycat




...
his Twittering

how did that chant go again?










...

now did he read the button before he pushed it?

surely the following post had nothing to do with it

Hot For Tod

From

*not by Karsh

These women can't be serious.
Tod Maffin gives them tingles?
And yet here they are stroking his ego exactly as Tod had intended.




No, Tod, that picture does not work.
First of all, you look horribly serious and dour and humourless.
And what are you trying to say here? You're the king of the podium? The prince of powerpoint? The master of painless diversion on the rubber chicken circuit?
Yes, of course you are.

But let's face it.
You stood on a chair to get up there.

A better seat with those jeans would have been a bale of hay.
Then the girls would really be tingling.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Let's Play "Who's The Idiot?", with Tod Maffin



After having a snit fit in the video below, Tod learns that there's nothing wrong with the iPhone.
So he blames the tech support guy at the other end for not having the correct information.

Too late, Tod.
The idiot you're talking to is yourself.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tod Maffin's Tech Support: Unreliable

Tod Maffin couldn't be bothered to write out his little whiny complaint, even when he thinks he's discovered something all by himself.
Instead, he posts a video on YouTube to confirm that he can't always think straight.

Tod's comments here are wrong in so many ways.
Technically and thoughtfully, and he should shave before showing himself to the world.

The 3G network is available all the time, anywhere, just like cellphone service.
The Wi-Fi network is only available when you are near a non-password protected hotspot.
Voicemail works fine either way.

Make life easy for yourself, Tod, and stay home.





I posted and submitted it as a Video Response but, surprise, Tod wouldn't accept it.
So I played with the title until it became a "Related video"

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Tod Maffin was paid $100 a day to run a multi-million dollar company



but the gravy train didn't last long

Tod's Rocket



the start of a company that never made any money - MindfulEye Inc.
Tod Maffin, President & CEO, along with people who were being paid more than him

What Happens In Cuba Stays In Cuba

I'm not sure what Tod Maffin did in Cuba.

On one part of the internet it says ...

Mr. Maffin travelled to Cuba in 1996 to install computers and fax modems in five major cities to serve local Anglican congregations


On another part of the internet it says ...

He was invited by the Government of Cuba to plan and install the country’s first citizen-based national electronic mail system - a task he accomplished single-handedly on the ground in nine days.



Somewhere, these two versions converge, I suppose, but it's not clear how.

I do know that this blog is being done single-handedly, on the ground, as well.


UPDATE:


It's becoming a bit clearer ...

To install five computers with fax modems in the Church centres

Canon David Hamid and Tod Maffin of Vancouver provided the necessary training, requiring a week in the country.


Saturday, August 9, 2008

Write 80 pages and you can be an "author" like Tod Maffin


Sure enough, Tod bills himself as an author.

Surely it's just a matter of time before he's "taught at Oxford".

Friday, August 8, 2008

Tod Maffin works for the CBC "almost as an act of charity"

"the vast majority of people who work at CBC do so almost as an act of charity."

~ Tod Maffin, 2005

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Tod Maffin: The CBC's Computer Guru That Reports To No One

Tod claims that he is the CBC's computer guru, but he's not employed by the CBC to work with computers, and he has no role with the Corporation's I.T. Dept.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

What qualifies Tod Maffin to be Tod Maffin?

His academic qualifications and "credentials" are missing from the internet.

Did Tod graduate from high school?
From University?

Didn't he claim that he dropped out of high school to go his own way?

All we can know for sure is that he's an M.B.A. *


*Master bullshit artist

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hey Tod Maffin, they're talking about you


Surely Tod Maffin is using his patented Lexant technology to pick up the instant someone whispers his name.
He's not God, so he can't be everywhere at once. He just rules the universe, always on the alert should there be another sudden meteoric rise in his popularity.
At the moment, it appears he's experiencing more of a slump despite Michelle Sullivan's Tod-is-our-lockout-saviour shit.

Tod reads everything about his brand, such as here, and can't always find the words to say anything. Usually he'll simply have the whole post erased.
Then again, the moderator works for CTV where they have their own technology wizards. Next to them, Tod looks like a clown.

The CBC Pays Tod Maffin To Attack Me

Once you land on Tod Maffin's "enemies list", you can expect that he will use his position at the national public broadcaster to get even with you.

Not long ago, two months in fact, Tod deemed that I should be called "an ass" in public. Specifically, in a public forum funded by the CBC.

This is consistent with Tod Maffin using the CBC to further a personal agenda.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Friday, July 25, 2008

Recruiting The Facebook Generation - The Absurd Assertions of Tod Maffin

As reported at ...

The Insurance Brokers Association of British Columbia waste their time listening to this nonsense.
David Gambrill writes a report:




If Canada's insurance industry aims to recruit members of the FaceBook generation, the industry needs to appeal to the generation's desire to find meaning in their work, a technology analyst for CBC told a convention of the Insurance Brokers Association of British Columbia (IBABC).

"That's why Apple is so powerful: they don't sell their products, they sell the spirit of their products" to the FaceBook generation, Tod Maffin told his audience. "In your company, you may indeed be doing things that are helping the community. You may be doing things that are meaningful in personal and very worthwhile ways. The problem is, you need to articulate that, and do it in a way that doesn't say, 'We're doing really nice things for the community...'

"You have to be able to articulate meaning much more than you've ever had to before. Your recruitment efforts must demonstrate in real terms the difference that you are making in your customers' lives and in your employees' lives."

THE FACEBOOK GENERATION

Strictly speaking, Maffin told delegates at the IBABC meeting, members of the FaceBook generation are comprised of anyone who uses the computer-based social utility -- which includes applications allowing picture-posting, e-mailing and instant messaging, to name a few. But typically, the generation refers to people between the ages of 17 and 33.

Maffin cited figures showing the ubiquity of FaceBook: 20% of people in Vancouver have a FaceBook account, as do 19% of Torontonians.

The FaceBook generation is well-connected, Maffin observed, spending almost six hours a day on electronic devices supporting personal communications. "They are absolutely connected to each other," he said. "They are informed all of the time about what their friends are doing. Text messaging is everywhere."

To the extent that the generation can be characterized, its members are highly creative and are keenly aware of their own sense of uniqueness, Maffin noted. Unlike past generations, which were guided by personal ethics such as job security, money, individual egotism or a healthy work-life balance, the FaceBook generation is more likely to gravitate to work that is meaningful to them and their communities, Maffin noted.

"They want to change the world," he said. "They want their time working for their employer to mean more than just helping you pay your mortgage. It has to be relevant not just to the employer, but to them, to their community, to their environment, to the world, and so forth. They want to align their time with their personal values."

And so they are more likely to respond to creative recruitment methods that clearly indicate what the industry does for the communities in which people live, he added. And the creativity must be apparent, without necessarily being articulated.

Pointing to an example of a successful promotional campaign, Maffin noted Google recently launched an online campaign in which it requested people to produce and send the company brief video clips. The only stipulations were that the clips had to show people moving the Google mail icon as creatively as possible from the left side of the screen to the right side of the screen, and it had to be done within a four-second timeframe.

Within a week, Google received 1,169 video submissions from 65 countries around the world. The clips were spliced together to look like a very long chain of people handing the Google mail icon to each other. The final video said nothing about Google, Maffin observed, nor did it include company advertising, other than the mail icon. Google posted the completed product only on YouTube. Within a week, Google received more than 7,000 job applications.

"Was this a recruitment campaign?" Maffin asked rhetorically. "No. Nowhere in [the video] did it say, 'We're cool, come work for us.' But [the video concept itself] said: 'We're cool, come work for us,' if you know what I mean."Google, he noted, had successfully tapped into the creative sensibilities of the FaceBook Generation.

Insurers and brokers wishing to tap into this creativity need to spend some time figuring out how to articulate its values in a way that might appeal to the FaceBook generation. He said this means going beyond the typical, "dreaded," boilerplate "mission statements" that do little more than get posted on the company wall and become forgotten. Typical, ineffective mission statements almost always say the company strives to be "the best at delivering products and services," Maffin quipped.

Much more effective, call-to-action mission statements examples include MacIntosh's "Think Different" television ad campaign a few years ago, said Maffin. The ad splices together video clips of visionaries such as Martin Luthor King, Amelia Ehrhardt, Mahatma Ghandi, Muhammed Ali and includes narrative that salutes creative, "crazy," misunderstood geniuses. This type of campaign appeals directly to the FaceBook generation's sense of uniqueness, he said.

Insurance Brokers Pay Nerd To Come And Play YouTube Videos For Them

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Tod Maffin: "I AM the CBC"

There's a Facebook entity called CBC.

It prominently displays the trademark logo of the CBC.



and behind the curtain, we find ...Tod



Most companies are fiercely protective when it comes to how their brand is presented to the public.
Take Apple for example.
And surely a crown corporation thinks twice before attaching their credibility and reputation to one person's work.

What is it that qualifies Tod Maffin for this special privilege compared to anyone else associated with the CBC?

Tod Maffin Rules The Universe, and the CBC, and any blogs about the CBC

No one is allowed to question anything that Tod Maffin does.
He controls "The Official Blog Of The CBC", and now he also controls Teamakers, the unofficial blog of the CBC.

joe clark has decided to prohibit anyone from questioning anything about Tod Maffin and his work with the CBC.

Maffin now has total control over three blogs, two of which aren't really his.

In fact ...

What's your problem?

Tod Maffin's version of absolute power.
I wrote a comment at a famous blog.
Tod didn't like it, and took the intial steps of legal action to have it removed.
He was successful.

It made me an unhappy camper.
And I happen to really like it here.