Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hey Tod Maffin, they're talking about you


Surely Tod Maffin is using his patented Lexant technology to pick up the instant someone whispers his name.
He's not God, so he can't be everywhere at once. He just rules the universe, always on the alert should there be another sudden meteoric rise in his popularity.
At the moment, it appears he's experiencing more of a slump despite Michelle Sullivan's Tod-is-our-lockout-saviour shit.

Tod reads everything about his brand, such as here, and can't always find the words to say anything. Usually he'll simply have the whole post erased.
Then again, the moderator works for CTV where they have their own technology wizards. Next to them, Tod looks like a clown.

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What's your problem?

Tod Maffin's version of absolute power.
I wrote a comment at a famous blog.
Tod didn't like it, and took the intial steps of legal action to have it removed.
He was successful.

It made me an unhappy camper.
And I happen to really like it here.