Hot For Tod

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*not by Karsh

These women can't be serious.
Tod Maffin gives them tingles?
And yet here they are stroking his ego exactly as Tod had intended.




No, Tod, that picture does not work.
First of all, you look horribly serious and dour and humourless.
And what are you trying to say here? You're the king of the podium? The prince of powerpoint? The master of painless diversion on the rubber chicken circuit?
Yes, of course you are.

But let's face it.
You stood on a chair to get up there.

A better seat with those jeans would have been a bale of hay.
Then the girls would really be tingling.