Praising Tod Maffin can be hazardous to your credibility

Jaye Albright claims that the moment she heard that her intellectual peer, Tod Maffin, was going to be speaking somewhere nearby, she rushed off to hear every precious word.

Slight problem.
She didn't take notes, and can't remember a single thing he said.

So she fakes it, and uses the opening of an old radio script to pretend she was even there, let alone paying attention.
Proving that fans of Tod Maffin are full of it.