Did the CIA get to Tod?
He's erased all his bullshit fanboy about the JFK shooting.
Even that long itemized list of all the useless garbage he collected about the big conspiracy.
Has the truth been suppressed?
He was going to tell us what he figured out, he was going to tell us who really did it!
The conspiracy is obviously bigger than even Tod had realized.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
If Tod Maffin were still on the radio here's what he would be saying
He put so much work into this.
A longer than usual piece from Tod
There's more at
http://www.todmaffin.com/please_hold_lies
until he erases it.
All the crap he had written in the last six months was erased, because he realized how stupid they were.
But this gem is still there
"“We are experiencing a higher-than-average call volume.“
Bullshit. I’m looking at you, Shaw Cable. You’ve had that on your “please hold” message since 1821
“Our menu options have changed.“
No. They haven’t. Companies use this line because they want to rope people into listening to their whole spiel first — which often includes product ads.
“So that we can route this call to the right agent, please choose from one of the following options.“
This is one of the oldest tricks in the books. It’s called the “Operator 123″ trick in marketing circles. You know those ads that say to call their number and ask to speak to operator 123? Here’s the secret: there is no operator 123
“Your call is important to us.”
Oops, excuse me — I throw up in my mouth a little. The paradox here is that the companies who dole out this rote, weak statement are the ones who seem to care the least about their customers — at least judging from their customer service.
“Please choose from one of the following options.”
This would be great, if the options they’re offering have anything to do with why I was calling
“To make sure you get excellent customer service, this call may be recorded.”
Um, what?! I’m going to get better service because a hard disk somewhere is recording our conversation? Get real."
There you go.
Now you know how to spot lies in an autimated routed answering service
Tod Maffin Is Still A Douche
Tod's latest ... "article"
wow. what publisher couldn't wait to print this?
He manages to take a shot at his domain provider as well
Posted August 11th, 2009
"All Posts, Fun, Tech Reviews
I sometimes wish customer support staff should simply not be able to use canned response templates. More times than not, I find support people don’t read your email at all — instead they seem to glance at it, find a few keywords, and match it to a canned response they have. Prepared.
Here’s today’s exchange with NetNation/Hostway, the provider I used in the past (and still, sadly, retain some domain names with).
Enjoy this nonsensical response......"
... by all means enjoy it.
Read more: http://www.todmaffin.com/template_responses#ixzz0i8hfJDnQ
He never actually says the "why", just calls them nonsensical.
The top companies use them, including Apple and Google, but Tod wants them banned because he doesn't like them.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tod Maffin asks: would you rather be an idiot or listen to me?
"Wouldn’t you rather spend your time planning a guarantee a return on your social media investment, than learning how to re-color a Twitter avatar?"
~ le Tod
- such elaborate attention to style and presentation, very little to proof-reading
Monday, December 14, 2009
Tod Maffin on Google Wave: "I don't get it"
Tod wants so desperately to do radio again ...
http://todmaffin.com/trustagents
but how long will his interest last?
Now he's trying to float a weekly "podcast" via MediaOnTap
http://www.mediaontap.com/radio/
http://todmaffin.com/trustagents
but how long will his interest last?
Now he's trying to float a weekly "podcast" via MediaOnTap
http://www.mediaontap.com/radio/
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
The Goofy Guru
He's at it again.
The JFK Assassination conclusions are about to be blown wide open!
From the mind of Tod Maffin comes what everyone else missed.
Of course, when I tell people about my fascination (obsession?) with the Kennedy assassination, many people ask if I think Lee Harvey Oswald did it. I do have a theory. (”Well Chris, what is it that it is – this theory of mine. Well, this is what it is – my theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine, is mine.”)
Like the Warren Commission found, I think Oswald fired shots from the sixth floor of the TSBD building. Except don’t think he was aiming at Kennedy.
I’m going to finally write out my theory in the coming day or two and will post it here.
~ Tod
And while we wait ... holy crap ... he's going to print out his meticulous inventory of JFK Assassination memorobilia ... started when he was 11 ...
Really, worthless junk.
To the point where it includes a magazine that's famous for NOT HAVING ANYTHING IN IT ABOUT KENNEDY !!!!!
And lots of DVD's he couldn't even sell for a dollar!
All typed out with dates and details.
At least he wasn't collecting dolls, but, Tod may surprise us yet.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Tod Maffin Makes A Good Living Talking, Essentially, Bullshit In Front Of Idiots
Now Tod is claiming that he's been speaking professionally for 13 years.
Tempting to ask "how is that possible? you're only 12!"
But Tod is way ahead of his age. He's got that futurist mind, you know.
And Tod doesn't speak to his own age group, because that group can see right through him.
He speaks to older people, really, really, older people, the kind who have given up thinking for themselves, kind of like the people who work in government.
He speaks to younger people too, who want to know "hey, how can I get a scam like this going myself, because you're full of shit and hey, even I can do that".
Tod's own age group just stare at him, thinking "you've got to be kidding me. Here's a guy arrogantly trying to pretend he's totally with it and not an idiot, when at every turn he proves he is one!"
Tempting to ask "how is that possible? you're only 12!"
But Tod is way ahead of his age. He's got that futurist mind, you know.
And Tod doesn't speak to his own age group, because that group can see right through him.
He speaks to older people, really, really, older people, the kind who have given up thinking for themselves, kind of like the people who work in government.
He speaks to younger people too, who want to know "hey, how can I get a scam like this going myself, because you're full of shit and hey, even I can do that".
Tod's own age group just stare at him, thinking "you've got to be kidding me. Here's a guy arrogantly trying to pretend he's totally with it and not an idiot, when at every turn he proves he is one!"
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
The Maffinizer
a post reviewing Tod Maffin promotional material
Have you ever seen that arcade game where a mechanical gopher sticks its head out of a hole, out of several holes, and you're supposed to see if your reflexes are fast enough to hit it?
Tod is kind of like the gopher, and the Internet is the board of holes.
Something like that.
This week in Tod Maffin News, Tod posts a new promotional video.
And it is, as always, delightful.
Another instant classic, alongside those of Moe, Larry and Curly.
your window on that master of strategy ...
http://todmaffin.com/webinar1
Have you ever seen that arcade game where a mechanical gopher sticks its head out of a hole, out of several holes, and you're supposed to see if your reflexes are fast enough to hit it?
Tod is kind of like the gopher, and the Internet is the board of holes.
Something like that.
This week in Tod Maffin News, Tod posts a new promotional video.
And it is, as always, delightful.
Another instant classic, alongside those of Moe, Larry and Curly.
your window on that master of strategy ...
http://todmaffin.com/webinar1
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